I told the man that I could not have
the cow in the grounds. He said, "All right, boss;" but he did not go
away. I asked him to clear out. The man, who is a French sympathizer
from the Republic of Ireland, kept his temper perfectly. He said he
wasn't doing anything, just feeding his cow a bit: he wouldn't make me
the least trouble in the world. I reminded him that he had been told
again and again not to come here; that he might have all the grass, but
he should not bring his cow upon the premises. The imperturbable man
assented to everything that I said, and kept on feeding his cow. Before
I got him to go to fresh scenes and pastures new, the Sabbath was almost
broken; but it was saved by one thing: it is difficult to be emphatic
when no one is emphatic on the other side. The man and his cow have
taught me a great lesson, which I shall recall when I keep a cow. I can
recommend this cow, if anybody wants one, as a steady boarder, whose
keeping will cost the owner little; but, if her milk is at all like her
voice, those who drink it are on the straight road to lunacy.
Moral Truth.--I have no doubt that grapes taste best in other people's
mouths. It is an old notion that it is easier to be generous than to be
stingy. I am convinced that the majority of people would be generous
from selfish motives, if they had the opportunity.
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